(Albeit impeccably groomed.) In his definitive guide ' How to Take a Dong Shot,' Brian Moylan argues that the under-dick angle is the saving grace of those who are 'really tiny,' when 'you need balls to add the illusion that you're longer than you truly are.' Is Weiner a wiener illusionist? How to Take a Dong Shot Anthony Weiner's briefs-clad dong, the conclusion was a low, slow whistle and a knowing ' Niiiice.' But Weiner's alleged naked wiener picture-as tweeted by radio host Anthony Cumia-is less impressive. Nobody really expected the week to end without Anthony Weiner's penis splashed all over the… Weiner's Wiener

But how does it rank in the great history of dong shots? Resident genital experts Maureen O'Connor and Brian Moylan give their reviews of some famous celebrity dick pics. The moment has arrived: Congressman Anthony Weiner's naked penis picture has gone public.